ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

> It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true
female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men
will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
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> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward her. (As men will.)
> Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over
and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition.'
> Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
> The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words.'
> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said.........
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> >>>>> > 'Clean my house.'
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> (YOU GO, GIRL!)
> Money well spent!!!!