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« on: May 07, 2010, 01:30:51 PM »

Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars
of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was
to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.


This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to
New York.

The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly
awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was
so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they
still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known,
of course, as Sinko De Mayo.
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

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