art lesson

[MachMe]

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. 'In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?', asked the couple.

'Because I am the artist who painted the picture,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'

[runbabyrun]

was that suppose to be funny?

[MachMe]

possibly, why did it not flood your valley??

was that suppose to be funny?

[MachMe]

did it not make your vertical smile drool?

[runbabyrun]

Ok I'll be quiet because I really don't feel like arguing with someone who comes up with more bullshit then anyone I know.

[MachMe]

i beg to differ i think i know someone thats worse and its a joke if you think its funny then dont comment, and if you choose to comment then comment about the joke not the one who posted, i didnt create this joke i jus copied an pasted, atleast im the ONLY one whose putting this section of the forum to use, when you decide to participate then feel free to comment on the one who posts a bad joke, til then  HAVE A NICE DAY BOO BOO

Ok I'll be quiet because I really don't feel like arguing with someone who comes up with more bullshit then anyone I know.

[runbabyrun]

Get off your high chair Jorge.

How many threads did you turn into bullshit?

[MachMe]

jus about as many as you until you settled down but to fair i havnt really posted in a week or so so whose bullshitting threads now ?? ( whistles to self )

Get off your high chair Jorge.

How many threads did you turn into bullshit?

[runbabyrun]

jus about as many as you until you settled down but to fair i havnt really posted in a week or so so whose bullshitting threads now ?? ( whistles to self )

oh oh so the reason why or threads don't go stupid is because you weren't around.. nice to see you understand that.

[MachMe]

Get off your high chair Jorge.

and im not in a high chair im in a rather comfortable leather chair that leans back an rotates...an has wheels for me to roll around my office to reach those customer files that are on my filing bin

[MachMe]

well the reason why some threads go stupid when i am around is cuz some females have rag time on the site an express their inner most sensative feelings to others as one that i quoted is doing now in which case causes an argumental debate an then shit hits the fan

oh oh so the reason why or threads don't go stupid is because you weren't around.. nice to see you understand that.

[runbabyrun]

well the reason why some threads go stupid when i am around is cuz some females have rag time on the site an express their inner most sensative feelings to others as one that i quoted is doing now in which case causes an argumental debate an then shit hits the fan

I will tell everyone this. I don't have "rag" time, I'm just sick and tired of stupid people making sp look like dumbasses. Don't open your fucking mouth when you don't know shit.

[MachMe]

how was this joke making sp look like a dumbass?...............wow..............sounds like somone needs to take they own advise here

I will tell everyone this. I don't have "rag" time, I'm just sick and tired of stupid people making sp look like dumbasses. Don't open your fucking mouth when you don't know shit.

[runbabyrun]

how was this joke making sp look like a dumbass?...............wow..............sounds like somone needs to take they own advise here

Maybe but atleast I can complete a sentence...

[Russyo]

I thought the joke was worth a chuckle.

just sayin.

[runbabyrun]

I thought the joke was worth a chuckle.

just sayin.

GTFO! haha

[Russyo]

GTFO! haha

send me more naked pics!!! so I have something to leave for/with.

[runbabyrun]

send me more naked pics!!! so I have something to leave for/with.

Sending... I have a really good one I haven't shown you yet..

[Russyo]

well shit, I didnt think you were flexible like that.  HOT DAMN!

[MachMe]

umm congrats? i mean i really dont know what to say on that really??.....

Maybe but atleast I can complete a sentence...

[runbabyrun]

well shit, I didnt think you were flexible like that.  HOT DAMN!

You haven't seen anything yet dude, moar?

[Russyo]

You haven't seen anything yet dude, moar?

do you even need to ask!!  Not sure what you're plans are for that bowl of fruit beside you, but Im very very interested...!!!!!!

[runbabyrun]

 

[Russyo]

oh, very nice!!!  Wasn't sure you were into that, awesome!

[runbabyrun]

Into a lot of things dear

[Russyo]

the pictures say there's a lot of things being put into you!!!

oh snap!!

[runbabyrun]

the pictures say there's a lot of things being put into you!!!

oh snap!!

haha

[BLAIR]

Wow..........  

Good job Russyo.

[DaFast1]

 

[MachMe]

(pass)

[Deathdiesel]

De-railed..yet, worth it? 

[runbabyrun]

lolz

boys boys

[Russyo]

i am not a boy.  And Im still in awe of that huge cucumber.  Like for real!!!!!  DAMN!

[runbabyrun]

i am not a boy.  And Im still in awe of that huge cucumber.  Like for real!!!!!  DAMN!

:/

[MachMe]

wow

i am not a boy.  And Im still in awe of that huge cucumber.  Like for real!!!!!  DAMN!