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« on: April 12, 2010, 02:01:21 PM »
A man on his harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice God said, because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want. God replied, your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, think of the steel it would take. I can do this but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a minute and think of something that could possibly help man kind. The biker thought, finally he said, God I wish all men could understand women, how she feels, what shes thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says something is wrong, why she snaps and how to make her truly happy. God replied, you want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 02:07:49 PM »
haha
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Fuck you fool...
You were never real and it was my fault for not knowing the difference. So I'm going to keep walking with my head up high cause i know i grew up from the stupidity your still stuck in.

"Our family has been here for centuries. And yet they treat us as if we just swam across the Rio Grande. We gotta know about Oprah and Cristina. Anglo food is too bland. And yet when we go to Mexico, we get the runs. And we gotta prove to the Mexicans how Mexican we are. And we gotta prove to the Americans how American we are. We gotta be more Mexican than the Mexicans and more American than the Americans both at the same time. It’s exhausting. Nobody knows how tough it is to be a Mexican-American."

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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 04:44:56 PM »
nice.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 01:00:31 AM »
hahahahah!!! A-FUCKING-MEN!!!!! blah
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