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« on: April 10, 2010, 10:57:27 AM »
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her ,
"sweetheart your gonna get hair on your twinkie". She says "yes i know and im gonna get boobs too".
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 01:02:04 AM »
ba-duh-bum


(imagine me doing that little drum-roll they always do after a bad joke)

lmfao!
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 10:39:30 AM »
if the joke didnt kill the thread that sure as hell did! Grin
Quote from: mavsfan on April 15, 2010, 01:02:04 AM
ba-duh-bum


(imagine me doing that little drum-roll they always do after a bad joke)

lmfao!
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 12:30:42 PM »
Quote from: MachMe on April 15, 2010, 10:39:30 AM
if the joke didnt kill the thread that sure as hell did! Grin

this thread was dead from the first post lol
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 12:39:07 PM »
yea YOUR 1st post lmao!
Quote from: mavsfan on April 15, 2010, 12:30:42 PM
this thread was dead from the first post lol
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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