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« on: April 07, 2010, 02:19:08 PM »

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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don’t want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won’t tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong. ...

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There’s no Easter Bunny" speech.
At seven, I got the "There’s no Tooth Fairy" speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There’s no Santa" speech.

If you’re going to tell me that grown-ups don’t really get to fuck, I’ll have nothing left to live for."
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 02:20:38 PM »

hahahahhahahahhahahah
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