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« on: April 01, 2010, 10:19:10 AM »
this fucking great!!!! lmao! more so cuz i sell phone serivce lmao!!!


George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollar...s, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, that country has gone to hell. It's a local call."
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 11:13:17 AM »
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Fuck you fool...
You were never real and it was my fault for not knowing the difference. So I'm going to keep walking with my head up high cause i know i grew up from the stupidity your still stuck in.

"Our family has been here for centuries. And yet they treat us as if we just swam across the Rio Grande. We gotta know about Oprah and Cristina. Anglo food is too bland. And yet when we go to Mexico, we get the runs. And we gotta prove to the Mexicans how Mexican we are. And we gotta prove to the Americans how American we are. We gotta be more Mexican than the Mexicans and more American than the Americans both at the same time. It’s exhausting. Nobody knows how tough it is to be a Mexican-American."

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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 12:09:54 AM »
Lol win.
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 09:19:31 AM »
(takes a bow)  Grin
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 09:19:51 AM »
if you didnt laugh at this you voted Obama
Quote from: StacyLeah on April 01, 2010, 11:13:17 AM
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 09:27:54 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on April 05, 2010, 09:19:51 AM
if you didnt laugh at this you voted Obama


actually i just didnt wanna hurt feelings.
and you should already know how i feel about obama.
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Fuck you fool...
You were never real and it was my fault for not knowing the difference. So I'm going to keep walking with my head up high cause i know i grew up from the stupidity your still stuck in.

"Our family has been here for centuries. And yet they treat us as if we just swam across the Rio Grande. We gotta know about Oprah and Cristina. Anglo food is too bland. And yet when we go to Mexico, we get the runs. And we gotta prove to the Mexicans how Mexican we are. And we gotta prove to the Americans how American we are. We gotta be more Mexican than the Mexicans and more American than the Americans both at the same time. It’s exhausting. Nobody knows how tough it is to be a Mexican-American."

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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 09:35:37 AM »
Quote from: StacyLeah on April 05, 2010, 09:27:54 AM
actually i just didnt wanna hurt feelings.


its a joke.............no feelings should be hurt in the joke threads.......thats why its called ''laugh it up''
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 09:37:30 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on April 05, 2010, 09:35:37 AM
its a joke.............no feelings should be hurt in the joke threads.......thats why its called ''laugh it up''


true, but has already happened on the board
so i just choose to not say how i feel about the whole obama situation
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Fuck you fool...
You were never real and it was my fault for not knowing the difference. So I'm going to keep walking with my head up high cause i know i grew up from the stupidity your still stuck in.

"Our family has been here for centuries. And yet they treat us as if we just swam across the Rio Grande. We gotta know about Oprah and Cristina. Anglo food is too bland. And yet when we go to Mexico, we get the runs. And we gotta prove to the Mexicans how Mexican we are. And we gotta prove to the Americans how American we are. We gotta be more Mexican than the Mexicans and more American than the Americans both at the same time. It’s exhausting. Nobody knows how tough it is to be a Mexican-American."

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/stacyleah
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 09:56:29 AM »
so a good joke is a good joke, a simple haha wouldnt cause an issue but a no comment might cuz then it opens up the question that maybe you have a problem with the joke or with the subject, jus put haha foo we wont judge Grin
Quote from: StacyLeah on April 05, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
true, but has already happened on the board
so i just choose to not say how i feel about the whole obama situation
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 09:58:07 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on April 05, 2010, 09:56:29 AM
so a good joke is a good joke, a simple haha wouldnt cause an issue but a no comment might cuz then it opens up the question that maybe you have a problem with the joke or with the subject, jus put haha foo we wont judge Grin


ok sorry
next time i will
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Fuck you fool...
You were never real and it was my fault for not knowing the difference. So I'm going to keep walking with my head up high cause i know i grew up from the stupidity your still stuck in.

"Our family has been here for centuries. And yet they treat us as if we just swam across the Rio Grande. We gotta know about Oprah and Cristina. Anglo food is too bland. And yet when we go to Mexico, we get the runs. And we gotta prove to the Mexicans how Mexican we are. And we gotta prove to the Americans how American we are. We gotta be more Mexican than the Mexicans and more American than the Americans both at the same time. It’s exhausting. Nobody knows how tough it is to be a Mexican-American."

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/stacyleah
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 11:43:23 AM »
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