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« on: March 31, 2010, 02:24:11 PM »
Yo momma like a screen door, the harder you bang her, the looser she gets
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 02:44:06 PM »
yo momma like a bowling ball, she gets rubbed, fingered, thrown down the gutter an comes back for more
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 12:01:29 PM »
yo momma is so fat, her blood type if rocky road
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 12:03:26 PM »
yo momma so fat before god said let there be light he had to move her fat ass out the way
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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