Smokin Performance
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register. Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
May 24, 2012, 12:15:14 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search: Advanced search
Home Help Forums"" Garage" Chat" arcadeArcade" Gallery" WebMail" MYSPACE" RULES" Login Register
Smokin' Performance | Forum | General | Laugh it up | ... 0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] Go Down Print
Author Topic: ...  (Read 108 times)
ralvarez
Administrator
***
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 4606



...
« on: March 25, 2010, 12:26:32 PM »

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150?Huh?" The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I Just can't take that chance!" 
Logged

MachMe
SP CREW
**
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 8052


~KMAP~ = KISSMYASSPERFORMANCE.COM


« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 12:27:15 PM »

nice lmaO!
Logged

MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
I hrt The Maine
The Maine rox my sox!

Offline Offline

Posts: 13



« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 12:29:01 PM »

lol
Logged

She could be rainy days, minimum wage, a book that ends with no last page.  Whoever she is, whoever she may be, one things for sure, you don't have to worry.
Russyo
MEMBER
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 861



« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 01:02:36 PM »

excellent!!
Logged

T1 Tuned!
Pages: [1] Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006-2007, Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 0.044 seconds with 24 queries.