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guts or balls...you decide

« on: March 17, 2010, 12:21:09 PM »

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about
people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between
them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you
flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the Balls to say: 'You're next, chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions


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Re: guts or balls...you decide

« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 12:23:24 PM »

haha!! OMG I would soooo do that only if I didn't like what I was coming home to LMFAO!!!


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Re: guts or balls...you decide

« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 12:29:11 PM »

lmao! you better hope she dont get on this thread lmao!

Quote from: mavsfan on March 17, 2010, 12:23:24 PM

haha!! OMG I would soooo do that only if I didn't like what I was coming home to LMFAO!!!


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Re: guts or balls...you decide

« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 12:32:00 PM »

Quote from: MachMe on March 17, 2010, 12:29:11 PM

lmao! you better hope she dont get on this thread lmao!

yea, but I like what I come home to!! and actually she is really thinking about getting a mustang now. Saturday we went down to my shop and I started up my car for her... I think she REALLY enjoyed sitting in my car with all that vibration - (wink wink) !!