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MachMe
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his name is fred
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February 26, 2010, 11:57:28 AM »
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.
‘Fred,’ he replies.
‘Fred what?’ the officer asks.
‘Just Fred,’ the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. ‘Tell
me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’
The biker replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’ I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know — a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.’
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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Re: his name is fred
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February 27, 2010, 03:40:45 AM »
on a side note ---- where in the hell did all these smilies come from all of a sudden?
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Re: his name is fred
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February 27, 2010, 08:59:59 AM »
if youd be on more youd kkno stacy updated the smilies lol
Quote from: mavsfan on February 27, 2010, 03:40:45 AM
on a side note ---- where in the hell did all these smilies come from all of a sudden?
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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Re: his name is fred
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February 27, 2010, 11:33:23 AM »
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.’
they say they took away his md before they did im confused
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Re: his name is fred
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February 27, 2010, 11:34:55 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on February 27, 2010, 08:59:59 AM
if youd be on more youd kkno stacy updated the smilies lol
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MachMe
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Re: his name is fred
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February 27, 2010, 12:05:12 PM »
no he didnt lol damn read it slowly nemo!!
Quote from: SonicBlue4v on February 27, 2010, 11:33:23 AM
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.’
they say they took away his md before they did im confused
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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