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« on: February 26, 2010, 11:05:42 AM »

a man sneaks in his house and finds his wife in the bedroom asleep so he gives her oral sex. When he is done he goes to the bathroom and finds his wife already there and she says "shhhhh dont wake your mom"
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
StacyLeah
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2010, 02:39:10 PM »

omfg!!!

haha
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