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« on: February 22, 2010, 01:32:50 PM »

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday.
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
StacyLeah
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 01:35:00 PM »

haha
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