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« on: February 22, 2010, 01:26:35 PM » |
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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*   i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY! ... I AM NOBODY... NOBODY IS PERFECT... THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually... Living, the only thing worth dying for. "It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel excuses are like assholes...everybody has one |
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