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« on: February 22, 2010, 11:54:10 AM »
Here is a funny story i found

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Asda, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

Tracey

XXX
P.S. here is a pic of the ''damages'' if any to your car Smiley
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 12:00:37 PM »
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I'd kill her.

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MachMe
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 12:02:35 PM »
lol shed be dead the min it happend hahaha a man an his car have a link an mental bond we kno when shits bout to happen hahaha
Quote from: BLAIR on February 22, 2010, 12:00:37 PM
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I'd kill her.



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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
James
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2010, 12:04:30 PM »
Lmao!!!! I would "bumb" her , I just tried teachin Danielle to drive a stick shift and she asked when I get my car can all dolled up can she drive it lol I said he'll no to enjoy it now
for this same reason lol atleast she hit her own truck, not like my buddy on my truck, usin a clutch for a brake and hittin a ditch, good thing it's on 44's
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2010, 12:07:16 PM »
When I worked for my uncle his mechanic had a viper and he said there's only like 40 places he knew that could service them, lol there all fiberglass ain't they
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2010, 12:38:30 PM »
mainly yea hahaha and lol!
Quote from: James on February 22, 2010, 12:07:16 PM
When I worked for my uncle his mechanic had a viper and he said there's only like 40 places he knew that could service them, lol there all fiberglass ain't they
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
StacyLeah
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2010, 01:32:22 PM »
Quote from: MachMe on February 22, 2010, 12:02:35 PM
lol shed be dead the min it happend hahaha a man an his car have a link an mental bond we kno when shits bout to happen hahaha


haha like how you got super mad at me when i hit the atm with your door lol and it was a TINY scratch lol
sorry again haha
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