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MachMe
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haiti
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February 15, 2010, 01:59:14 PM »
People need to stop picking on haiti about the earth quake. They're still shook up about it.
Whenever i order a haitian martini, i always order it on the rocks.
What a haitian's favorite video game?
Quake.
Black history month, proudly supported by Haiti. Because so many are history.
What's two feet tall and got thousands of arms and legs?
Haiti.
After the worst earthquake in 200 years, the capitol of haiti is LEVELED!! damages estimates in the tens of dollars
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
mavsfan
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Re: haiti
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February 16, 2010, 02:49:43 AM »
ummmmmm...........uuuuuummmmmmm............
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Quote from: mavsfan on February 16, 2010, 02:49:43 AM
ummmmmm...........uuuuuummmmmmm............
bitch you kno you laughed!!
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
mavsfan
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Re: haiti
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February 16, 2010, 02:53:02 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on February 16, 2010, 02:52:02 AM
bitch you kno you laughed!!
guilty as charged lmfao!!!
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February 16, 2010, 08:55:33 PM »
Quote from: mavsfan on February 16, 2010, 02:53:02 AM
guilty as charged lmfao!!!
lmao dont feel bad i laughed too............ROLMFAO!!!
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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Re: haiti
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February 18, 2010, 11:32:38 AM »
i didnt laugh... just wasnt funny enough. now, the other Haiti joke were you press F11 (or something like that) now that was FUNNY!
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Re: haiti
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February 18, 2010, 12:00:00 PM »
i havent seen that one
Quote from: ralvarez on February 18, 2010, 11:32:38 AM
i didnt laugh... just wasnt funny enough. now, the other Haiti joke were you press F11 (or something like that) now that was FUNNY!
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
BLAIR
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Re: haiti
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February 19, 2010, 09:17:29 PM »
Quote from: MachMe on February 16, 2010, 02:52:02 AM
bitch you kno you laughed!!
haiti
Quote from: ralvarez on February 18, 2010, 11:32:38 AM
i didnt laugh... just wasnt funny enough. now, the other Haiti joke were you press F11 (or something like that) now that was FUNNY!
This is in incredibly poor taste, but.....
You're welcome
*Takes a bow*
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February 20, 2010, 08:52:34 AM »
OH DAMNIT!!! I MEMBER NOW YOU FROZE MY SCREEN AT WORK!!! i was on the fone wit a cust an she was bitching me an i got on here til she shut her mouth saw that BOOM! i had to restart an stall while my systems came back up!
Quote from: BLAIR-C6 on February 19, 2010, 09:17:29 PM
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This is in incredibly poor taste, but.....
You're welcome
*Takes a bow*
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
StacyLeah
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Re: haiti
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February 20, 2010, 11:30:36 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on February 20, 2010, 08:52:34 AM
OH DAMNIT!!! I MEMBER NOW YOU FROZE MY SCREEN AT WORK!!! i was on the fone wit a cust an she was bitching me an i got on here til she shut her mouth saw that BOOM! i had to restart an stall while my systems came back up!
HAHA THATS WHY YOU NEVER CLICK ON LINKS BLAIR POSTS
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