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« on: February 15, 2010, 01:33:43 PM »

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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a black guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol playing mortal kombat, was blown up by a terrorist. All I had left to work with was the the black guys skin color, a charactor's name from the game and the terrorist's name tag....Now he's President of the United States!"
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2010, 02:50:56 AM »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I LOVE IT!!!!!
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