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« on: July 30, 2008, 04:30:41 AM »

> An old man lived alone in New Mexico . He
> wanted to  plant his chili garden, 
>
> but it was very hard work. His only son,
> Francisco, who used to help him, was in prison. 
>
> The old man wrote a letter to his son
> and described his predicament: 
>
> Oye Francisco, I feeling pretty bat cuz
> I do not think  I will be able  to  plant my Chili gardenz this year. 
>
> I just getting too viejo to dig a
> garden, but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. 
>
> I know you  would dig the lot for me. 
>
> Siempre, tu Papa 
>

> A few days later he received a letter
> from his son:
>
> Dear Papa,
> Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden,
> that's where I  buried the BODIES!
> Love, Francisco
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents
> and local  police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding
> any bodies.   
>
> They apologized to  the old man and
> left.
>
> That same day the old man received
> another letter from  his son.
>
> Dear Papa,
> Go ahead and plant the chilis now. Its
> the best I  could do.
> Love, Francisco
>
> Who said Mexicans were dumb?
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 09:20:58 AM »

I laughed  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2008, 09:53:02 AM »

Chingon chingon orale lol
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 12:02:22 PM »

lol
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2008, 12:34:58 PM »

   haha  good one
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 02:27:47 PM »

Lol haha that's good
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2008, 03:47:57 PM »

thank you thank you Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2008, 04:48:12 PM »

lol that was cute
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2008, 05:33:39 PM »

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