Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
. Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
.
May 23, 2012, 09:28:33 PM
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
Search:
Advanced search
Smokin' Performance
|
Forum
|
General
|
Economic and Political Outlook
|
Who Am I?
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
« previous
next »
Pages:
[
1
]
Author
Topic: Who Am I? (Read 220 times)
Blair
Guest
Who Am I?
«
on:
August 12, 2009, 08:33:18 PM »
Please read all of it!
Try and Guess WHO I AM
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.
I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.
Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate
I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them..
That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.
I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.. That reinforced my conceit.
I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.
At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.
I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.
I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.
I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change our country and the world.
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known and I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.
I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.
I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.
*Who am I? *
I am ADOLF HITLER
WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?
Scary isn't it?
Logged
SHOCKER!
SP CREW
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 5464
Re: Who Am I?
«
Reply #1 on:
August 12, 2009, 09:51:54 PM »
OBAMA is the real answer.
Logged
SHOCKER!
SP CREW
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 5464
Re: Who Am I?
«
Reply #2 on:
August 12, 2009, 09:55:43 PM »
Was that in a good way or bad because I didn't think I was very shrew or disconcerned.
Logged
SHOCKER!
SP CREW
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 5464
Re: Who Am I?
«
Reply #3 on:
August 12, 2009, 10:08:43 PM »
Yeah that's why I said that in the first place.
Logged
StacyLeah
Guest
Re: Who Am I?
«
Reply #4 on:
August 13, 2009, 02:45:40 AM »
Quote from: SHOCKER! on August 12, 2009, 09:51:54 PM
OBAMA is the real answer.
thats who i thought of
but didnt wanna be the one to say it
Logged
MachMe
SP CREW
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 8052
~KMAP~ = KISSMYASSPERFORMANCE.COM
Re: Who Am I?
«
Reply #5 on:
August 14, 2009, 12:43:26 AM »
Quote from: Blair on August 12, 2009, 10:00:53 PM
A little of both.
It is obvious that it describes Obama to a T, but it is mainly to point out the striking similarities of people that come and speak of "hope" and "change"
duh thats why i didnt vote for him!............oh and ''ILLEGAL WHITE PPL AREN'T WELCOME!
Logged
MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
Pages:
[
1
]
« previous
next »
Jump to:
Please select a destination:
-----------------------------
General
-----------------------------
=> OFFICIAL G2G FORUM
=> SP Newbies
=> BS Forum
=> Economic and Political Outlook
=> Media Room
===> Member Rides
===> SP Videos
===> SP Pictures
=> SportsTalk
=> Laugh it up
-----------------------------
Mustang Garage
-----------------------------
=> Mechanical | Tech Questions
===> Power Adders
===> Drivetrain | Suspension
===> Ignition | Electronics
===> Exhaust
===> Engine Tech
=> Audio
=> Body Shop
-----------------------------
Racing Forums
-----------------------------
=> Street Racing | Mexico Racing
=> Drag Racing
===> Local Tracks
=> Off-Road | Auto X | Motorcycle Forum
-----------------------------
Events | Classifieds
-----------------------------
=> DFW Smokin' Performance
=> For Sale | Wanted | SP Store
===> SP Store