yea that his "advisor"
i bet the conversation went like this:
cousin: ah here that other WR got pizzzaid major scrilla, an he waz nutting like you in college
crabtree: i know, i clowned so that automatically means i'll clown in the league too!
cousin: yyeeahhh, oakland waz stupid to pass you up, you da truth
crabtree: you know, you are totally right, it's not MY fault i got drafted lower than what i was projected, i should get paid like ALL those mock drafts had me, in the top 5
cousin: hellz yeaaah, if i wuz you i'd hold out even though you havent proved anything in the league yet, and getz paid like a top 5 pick
crabtree: what if they dont agree with that?
cousin: then WE sit out allz year and re-enter the draft and get picked like you should of, in the top 5, cha-ching!
crabtree: you know, that might work
cousin: of course it'll work, you clowned in college you gonna getz paid!!!!!!!! hey, can i borrow $5?
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