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« on: March 03, 2009, 01:10:16 PM »
Whats crackalacking?   epenis
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2009, 01:10:42 PM »
lmao
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 01:16:39 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/aaMrb3-ZCik&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/aaMrb3-ZCik&rel=0</a>
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 01:19:45 PM »
I went to bed early last night, I was watching Mall Cop
hey big E are you using that website to wtch movies?
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 01:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 01:19:45 PM
I went to bed early last night, I was watching Mall Cop
hey big E are you using that website to wtch movies?

lucky you lol.  i had a test today and im pretty sure it was no bueno.
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 01:21:44 PM »
Sometimes when the internet over here is workin if not i just watch movies that i have.........................Mall cop is okay the funniest part is were they try to lift tha fat black guy up the roof and he couldnt get through lol
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 01:24:34 PM »
Quote from: BIGE on March 03, 2009, 01:21:44 PM
Sometimes when the internet over here is workin if not i just watch movies that i have.........................Mall cop is okay the funniest part is were they try to lift tha fat black guy up the roof and he couldnt get through lol


I didnt finish watching it, last i remember he was at a bar and got wasted or as you would say " shit faced"
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 01:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 01:24:34 PM
I didnt finish watching it, last i remember he was at a bar and got wasted or as you would say " shit faced"


o my bad but yea it was an okay movie
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2009, 01:29:39 PM »
So Jake is taking his TAKS test today
I bet his going to fail and stay in 9th grade
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 01:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 01:29:39 PM
So Jake is taking his TAKS test today
I bet his going to fail and stay in 9th grade



thats fucked up but yea that'll prob. happen
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 01:37:54 PM »
Quote from: BIGE on March 03, 2009, 01:31:21 PM

thats fucked up but yea that'll prob. happen


he said he wants to get laid before he gets out of 9th grade, so failing is the only way i see it happening
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 01:41:08 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 01:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 01:37:54 PM
he said he wants to get laid before he gets out of 9th grade, so failing is the only way i see it happening

hahahaha   laughing
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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2009, 04:23:33 PM »
where you guys at?

hey did yall know that they dont sell PATRON in mexico?
thats weird
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2009, 04:26:28 PM »
i just got out of my lab fool. and thats cause mexico is gay
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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2009, 04:27:40 PM »
Quote from: stefahhhnie on March 03, 2009, 04:26:28 PM
i just got out of my lab fool. and thats cause mexico is gay


I got some Don Julio
<---- sipping all by my self
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2009, 04:34:09 PM »
im n class not doin shit
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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2009, 04:38:20 PM »
and im about to walk out of class cuz tha teacher dosent know wtf he's talkin about
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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2009, 04:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 04:27:40 PM
I got some Don Julio
<---- sipping all by my self

hey buy me some good stuff and ill meet you at the border Wink
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2009, 04:46:45 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 04:27:40 PM
I got some Don Julio
<---- sipping all by my self


pour one out for your homies drinking this cheap azteca up here in the dfdubb
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« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2009, 04:51:08 PM »
lol
You can get a Bottle of Don Julio out here for $10
Just ride the bike down here for spring break
I'm gonna be at the beach all by myself 
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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2009, 04:52:14 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
lol
You can get a Bottle of Don Julio out here for $10
Just ride the bike down here for spring break
I'm gonna be at the beach all by myself 




i got spring break next week YUHHHHHHHHHHHH
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« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2009, 05:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 04:23:33 PM
where you guys at?

hey did yall know that they dont sell PATRON in mexico?
thats weird

Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 04:27:40 PM
I got some Don Julio
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julio is better anyways lol
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« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2009, 05:14:06 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
lol
You can get a Bottle of Don Julio out here for $10
Just ride the bike down here for spring break
I'm gonna be at the beach all by myself 


and that sounds damn good
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« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2009, 05:16:38 PM »
Quote from: Big Moe on March 03, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
lol
You can get a Bottle of Don Julio out here for $10
Just ride the bike down here for spring break
I'm gonna be at the beach all by myself 


I would but the bike is past due for its scheduled maintnance. cam chain tensioners are ticking. Its a $600 procedure. Wait until i start working again i will find time to come down to ol mejico
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« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2009, 05:19:04 PM »
I happen to be in classes that 10th graders are in some have juniors and seniors,
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« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2009, 05:21:14 PM »
Quote from: Cockblocker on March 03, 2009, 05:19:04 PM
I happen to be in classes that 10th graders are in some have juniors and seniors,



yea cuz they never passed that class
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« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2009, 05:22:02 PM »
No cause I'm a fucking genius.
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« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2009, 05:23:55 PM »
Quote from: Cockblocker on March 03, 2009, 05:22:02 PM
No cause I'm a fucking genius.


uh no
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« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2009, 05:24:46 PM »
Ask me any question you want I'll get it right.
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« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2009, 05:25:24 PM »
i remember when i had to take english 1 and 2 on the same day when i was a sophmore i think, but that's what happens when you skip a lot!
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« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2009, 05:25:47 PM »
Quote from: Cockblocker on March 03, 2009, 05:24:46 PM
Ask me any question you want I'll get it right.


it's best in person because online you can google it
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« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2009, 05:26:15 PM »
Quote from: ralvarez on March 03, 2009, 05:25:47 PM
it's best in person because online you can google it



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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2009, 05:27:58 PM »
Well I didn't think about that till then.
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« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2009, 05:28:19 PM »
shows how smart you are!
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« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2009, 05:28:36 PM »
lol
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« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2009, 05:48:29 PM »
hahaha
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« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2009, 08:17:16 PM »
Quote from: ralvarez on March 03, 2009, 05:28:19 PM
shows how smart you are!




LOL&nbsp; OWNED


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« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2009, 08:28:22 PM »
lmao thats fuckin nasty
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« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2009, 10:53:57 PM »
Lol wtf!
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« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2009, 11:30:36 PM »
Come on hoes get in for free until midnight
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« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2009, 11:31:39 PM »
sup SP NINJAS!!!!
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2009, 11:32:01 PM »
Damn that rate is high.
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2009, 11:35:54 PM »
hey look what i found haha this bitch got hr ass KICKED!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80564384/
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2009, 11:38:46 PM »
Damn. I would have given her a swirly.
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« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2009, 11:40:11 PM »
HEY WHO REMEMBERS THIS LMAO
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/du8Rk7dwYJs&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/du8Rk7dwYJs&rel=0</a>
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2009, 11:40:59 PM »
Man that really sucks balls dude. I feel sorry for that fool.


Who ended up fixing it?
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« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2009, 11:42:54 PM »
he did, 2 large
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

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excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2009, 11:43:59 PM »
2G's for a drive shaft and joints?

The one for the jeep was like 200.
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« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2009, 11:44:51 PM »
its chevy.....what you think it would cost?
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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