"What starts with F and ends in K?"

A first grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principle's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principle what the situation was. The principle told Ms.Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explianed to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principle: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry : '9'

Principle : 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry : '36'

And so it went with every question the principle thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principle looks at Ms.Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
Ms.Brooks says to the principle, ' Let me ask him some questions.'
the principle and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks ask, 'What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of?'

Harry, after a moment : 'Legs'

Ms.Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Harry replied :'Pockets.'

Ms.Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry :'Pants'

Ms.Brooks : 'What starts with C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'

Harry : 'Coconut'

The principle sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms.Brooks :'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principle's eyes opened really wide and before he stoped the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubblegum.'

Ms.Brooks : 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry : 'Shake hands'

The principle was trembling.

Ms.Brooks: What word starts with an F and ends in K that means alot of heat and excitment?'

Harry : 'Firetruck"

The priciple breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the 5th grade, I got the last 7 questions wrong....'