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« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2009, 10:55:09 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 27, 2009, 06:16:02 PM
.................dude your the redneck southern fother mucker.........dat mean dat back in slavey times youd be a slave owner........a person who sits around on his ass all day reaping the benifits of another person hard work.......your a democrat.......damn boy pay attention in school! otherwise your gonna end up like raul thinking that he's fast when in reality tohers around lower thier standards so he can feel good bout himself, and if your a republican tell me who the VERY 1ST republican president was???................dont worry ill wait

I didn't even see this till he quoted it. It was Abe.
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« Reply #51 on: January 28, 2009, 12:35:51 PM »
Quote from: cockblocker on January 27, 2009, 05:57:24 PM
Oh tundras suck they even tried to copy chevy's 350 which ford did too just added a cubic inch.



That is the stupidest thing i have heard. You dont even know the difference between a 350 and a 351 other than the numbers.


Quote from: cockblocker on January 27, 2009, 11:37:03 PM
Yep.

Hate to tell you but dodge make one bad ass truck. So did chevy before they went to the 5.3L


5.3 is not the only engine they use.
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« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2009, 01:59:01 PM »
Quote from: Tshock on January 28, 2009, 12:35:51 PM

That is the stupidest thing i have heard. You dont even know the difference between a 350 and a 351 other than the numbers.


5.3 is not the only engine they use.

It's the main engine that they use genius.


You never owned a chevy I bleed bow tie.
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« Reply #53 on: January 28, 2009, 04:26:15 PM »
the why why why why why for the love of god  an his all his ponys do you have a membership to a fourm and site dedicated to ford mustangs an trucks?
Quote from: cockblocker on January 28, 2009, 01:59:01 PM
It's the main engine that they use genius.


You never owned a chevy I bleed bow tie.
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« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2009, 04:29:11 PM »
Cause I like stangs. Watch out cause I was here way before you.
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« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2009, 04:31:16 PM »
...........so im more dedicated then you, plus i own a stang, plus  stacy, M and steffizy like me more 
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

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« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2009, 05:25:47 PM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 28, 2009, 04:31:16 PM
...........so im more dedicated then you, plus i own a stang, plus  stacy, M and steffizy like me more 

I don't know about that one homes. I'm more dedicated. Trust me.
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« Reply #57 on: January 29, 2009, 10:54:52 AM »
waste of bandwidth  LOL
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« Reply #58 on: January 29, 2009, 03:08:58 PM »
ok lets tally the scores.................me: i love ford, i love mustangs, i drive a mustang, iv attended almost every gtg since i was apart of sp, i raced jr. and hung with him when i was stock and proved myself worthy to uphold the sp decals, im employed with M and stacy plus stef likes me more Wink and be4 david i was undefeated not to mention i wax every t/a and camaro that comes my way not to mention a c5 vette i kno what im tlaking bout when somone bashs on ford and i always end up proving them wrong.........not gonna mention any names, and i never talk what i cant walk, oh and did i mention i DRIVE and OWN my mach 1, ok your turn  jake: dont like ford, loves to wear bowties...(cute.....not really) talks down about ford ON A MUSTANG FOURM!!! says hes chevy til he dies.....but has a soft spot for mustangs? contridicting if you ask me, moving on.............well thats it really well iv proven my point.....so again dont question my loyalty to this site cuz you dont kno jack sh*t bout me and what i do and will do for SP k ''homes''
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I don't know about that one homes. I'm more dedicated. Trust me.
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

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« Reply #59 on: January 29, 2009, 06:41:29 PM »
I've been apart of this forum for like two years? I talk down on ford trucks not mustangs. The only reason you can do that is because you have a license. I'll whoop your ass when I get a mustang which will be soon enough. You talk shit about a fourteen yr old you think your cool when you out smart a fourteen yr old. Once again you talk shit about a fourteen yr old. So in my book your a bully.
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« Reply #60 on: January 29, 2009, 06:57:02 PM »
here is a nice pic since this thread is getting too gay

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj24/partyzim/BootyVoteDOTcom-mgw-02.jpg
"Jorke" the new "Brangelina" haha
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« Reply #61 on: January 29, 2009, 06:59:40 PM »
 yike yike yike :shckd: lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick
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« Reply #62 on: January 29, 2009, 07:52:04 PM »
thanks

 superman Mauricio to the rescue
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« Reply #63 on: January 30, 2009, 12:31:19 AM »
Damn i would do some damage to that
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« Reply #64 on: January 30, 2009, 12:42:30 AM »
Quote from: Tshock on January 30, 2009, 12:31:19 AM
Damn i would do some damage to that


lol

I like the socks too!
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« Reply #65 on: January 30, 2009, 01:14:06 AM »
jake stop being a baby, you been apart of this fourm for like 2years? you even question yourself, how am i being a bully when your the one talkin shit??? when you come up with an answer for that lemmie kno, dont worry ill wait.......anyway every fourm they post you ramble on and on and on about lies and mis-inform others well not really cuz no one believes what you say half the time, im not tryin to be mean if somone is wrong ill post my thought and i dont talk anything less then facts, try being real for once on a fourm, and maybe everybody wont bash on you, jus be yourself man for real the one upper crap dont work round here we all kno better, and all im saying is dont bash on somin if you dont wanna be bashed on yourself, no body likes a shit talker and thats what you are a big shit talker, and after hanging with the guys tonight, ima listen to them as well as steffffieezy and ima ignore the stupidity you post on here though its great for a laugh it only ruins the fourm, so take my advice stop being mad at me and stefff for dumb reasons and jus accept what happen happend , dont try to call me out on my rights to this site, dont test me on my facts about the world of automacanics, stop lieing so much (which by the way im not saying everyone else is) and stop with the shit talking, and jus be yourself for a change and for the record jake im not a bully ima mirror so watch wat you say and how you are with me cuz all ill do is reflect the image of yourself. so think about som things before you reply on this fourm about this message, and guys sry that we ruin ya'll fourms, ill try not to be lead into this crap again.
Quote from: cockblocker on January 29, 2009, 06:41:29 PM
I've been apart of this forum for like two years? I talk down on ford trucks not mustangs. The only reason you can do that is because you have a license. I'll whoop your ass when I get a mustang which will be soon enough. You talk shit about a fourteen yr old you think your cool when you out smart a fourteen yr old. Once again you talk shit about a fourteen yr old. So in my book your a bully.
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #66 on: January 30, 2009, 01:44:36 AM »
 Grin

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"Jorke" the new "Brangelina" haha
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« Reply #67 on: January 30, 2009, 01:46:54 AM »
damn thats cold!  lol who that directed too??
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #68 on: January 30, 2009, 01:51:52 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 30, 2009, 01:46:54 AM
damn thats cold!  lol who that directed too??


LOL  he'll be back!
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« Reply #69 on: January 30, 2009, 01:52:35 AM »
they always do lmao
Quote from: SP Mex on January 30, 2009, 01:51:52 AM
LOL  he'll be back!
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2009, 02:09:11 AM »
This happens like once a month lol
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« Reply #71 on: January 30, 2009, 02:12:05 AM »
lol i can hardly wait to see next month
Quote from: StacyLeah on January 30, 2009, 02:09:11 AM
This happens like once a month lol
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #72 on: January 30, 2009, 02:14:39 AM »
See who the next bully is
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« Reply #73 on: January 30, 2009, 02:16:14 AM »
it'll be me lmao, really its raul always tryin race everybody an talkin bout them
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #74 on: January 30, 2009, 02:17:54 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 30, 2009, 02:16:14 AM
it'll be me lmao, really its raul always tryin race everybody an talkin bout them


he called out my mother in law and her v6
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« Reply #75 on: January 30, 2009, 02:20:58 AM »
 
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #76 on: January 30, 2009, 02:24:57 AM »
Haha
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« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2009, 02:25:20 AM »
sounds like him
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2009, 02:27:51 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 30, 2009, 02:25:20 AM
sounds like him


hell yeah! he pulled up and he asked what do you have done to it?
she said; nothing I just got my inspection done
he was like me too...  lets race!
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« Reply #79 on: January 30, 2009, 02:28:52 AM »
 
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #80 on: January 30, 2009, 02:35:06 AM »
Lol you're mean
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« Reply #81 on: January 30, 2009, 02:39:31 AM »
lol yea he is
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #82 on: January 30, 2009, 02:14:03 PM »
Quote from: SP Mex on January 30, 2009, 02:27:51 AM
hell yeah! he pulled up and he asked what do you have done to it?
she said; nothing I just got my inspection done
he was like me too...  lets race!





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