"Jorke" the new "Brangelina" haha

[SHOCKER!]

well ima park at my homeboys house and walk hahaha cuz a shit load of mustangs on the side of the road, on that curve haha

That's an accident waiting to happen.

[MachMe]

no thats an ass beating waiting to happen jus how us mexicans like it

[SHOCKER!]

no thats an ass beating waiting to happen jus how us mexicans like it

I was thinking you were talking about them getting hit cause white people do that too.

[MachMe]

nah white ppl park they cars like that and when they get hit they sue......i mean we do the same shit but it has a twist......we'll park like that and when we get hit, EVERYBODY runs out side, helps the driver out his car........BEAT HIS ASS!!!........THEN sue and say in court thats how he came out the car

[SHOCKER!]

Well I have a redneck friend and some dumbass w/o license or insurance hit his truck and bent the bumper(ranchhand) that's welded and bolted to the frame he got out whooped the guys ass got in the truck and drove off.

[MachMe]

see he messed up, he pose to beat his ass then sue, some forget that part, 1.) crash happens 2.) ass beating happens 3.) lawsuit happens

[SHOCKER!]

see he messed up, he pose to beat his ass then sue, some forget that part, 1.) crash happens 2.) ass beating happens 3.) lawsuit happens

He didn't have nothing to sue for.

[MachMe]

theres always somin to sue for, trust me, payment plans, if the kids underage, the parents pay, if his car was totaled they repo it and give the money to the victim, trust me theres always a lawsuit

[SHOCKER!]

I mean he was dirt broke and had a fucked up face.

[MachMe]

still jus in case, haha never kno the sneaky basterd could have a hidden stash

[SHOCKER!]

still jus in case, haha never kno the sneaky basterd could have a hidden stash

True. I was thinking about stealing his truck but it was a FROD.

[MachMe]

a FROD yea they suck! if it was a FORD then i would say ''fuck yea steall that bitch they kick ass.................well the 5.4 do.....ill help'' but its a FROD not worth the time i mean even chevy better the a FROD

[SHOCKER!]

a FROD yea they suck! if it was a FORD then i would say ''fuck yea steall that bitch they kick ass.................well the 5.4 do.....ill help'' but its a FROD not worth the time i mean even chevy better the a FROD

FORD trucks suck balls plain and simply. The only ford truck I would drive is a 99 f-350 4x4 with a 7.3 powerstoke in it.

[MachMe]

NAH NINJA YOU SAID FROD! NOT FORD cant go back on your words now, and i got a ford truck that can ot haul chevy, the 09 dodge, and tundra at the same time

[stefahhhnie]

oh geez here we go again you twoo...

[BIGE]

lets get ready to ruuuummmmmbbbbbbbllllllllleeeee

[MachMe]

 

[MachMe]

i present the f-650

[4.slow!]

you guys seem like youre married!

[MachMe]

no its like Republican vs Democrat......and ima Republican, besides if somone gets to talking bout your shit aint you gonna back it up?

[4.slow!]

 

[MachMe]

wow hahaha

[ralvarez]

arent we suppose to be talking about the GTG not some marridal problems between you two!

[SHOCKER!]

no its like Republican vs Democrat......and ima Republican, besides if somone gets to talking bout your shit aint you gonna back it up?

Hell no. I'm the redneck country southern motherfucker so I'm the republican.

[SHOCKER!]

I seem to think that fords suck balls heres one example.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/RFhGRe9CLsE&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/RFhGRe9CLsE&rel=0</a>

two

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/oINWe1xXk_M&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/oINWe1xXk_M&rel=0</a>

three

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKnotNqe8Uw&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/VKnotNqe8Uw&rel=0</a>

Heres a dodge

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/FmofbFuJoT8&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/FmofbFuJoT8&rel=0</a>

Here is a jeep!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vg--WaKtASs&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/vg--WaKtASs&rel=0</a>

[SHOCKER!]

Oh tundras suck they even tried to copy chevy's 350 which ford did too just added a cubic inch.

[MachMe]

.................dude your the redneck southern fother mucker.........dat mean dat back in slavey times youd be a slave owner........a person who sits around on his ass all day reaping the benifits of another person hard work.......your a democrat.......damn boy pay attention in school! otherwise your gonna end up like raul thinking that he's fast when in reality tohers around lower thier standards so he can feel good bout himself, and if your a republican tell me who the VERY 1ST republican president was???................dont worry ill wait

Hell no. I'm the redneck country southern motherfucker so I'm the republican.

[MachMe]

umm like i said until i see a chevy dodge a tundra (lmao) and out hual that f-650  GMC can suck my left nut, dodge my D**k and suck my right nut

I seem to think that fords suck balls heres one example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFhGRe9CLsE

two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oINWe1xXk_M&feature=related

three

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKnotNqe8Uw&NR=1

Heres a dodge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmofbFuJoT8

Here is a jeep!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg--WaKtASs&feature=related

[MachMe]

oh and tundras already tore chevy a new asshole should i bring out the video of tundra rapein a chevy 4x4?

Oh tundras suck they even tried to copy chevy's 350 which ford did too just added a cubic inch.

[SHOCKER!]

oh and tundras already tore chevy a new asshole should i bring out the video of tundra rapein a chevy 4x4?

Could I bring out the ford getting whooped on also?

We should have atleast agreed that japanese cars&trucks suck balls except older toyota's.

[MachMe]

no i agree that the NEW tundra is a bad ass truck, even the 09 dodge truck got my respect

[SHOCKER!]

no i agree that the NEW tundra is a bad ass truck, even the 09 dodge truck got my respect

That new dodge is whoop ass. I prefer diesel because of performance and sound but those thing are big pimpin.

[MachMe]

they do make alot of power very easily but then again that 5.7 tundra is gas and can bust balls

[SHOCKER!]

they do make alot of power very easily but then again that 5.7 tundra is gas and can bust balls

Can't pull up hill though.

[MachMe]

do you kno the tundra specs? they are that of a desial

[SHOCKER!]

do you kno the tundra specs? they are that of a desial

Spell it right.

Put it up against a dodge 2500 with a inline six it won't stand a chance.

[MachMe]

got other things on the mind typ'n fast dont care for spellin lemmie find the specs

[SHOCKER!]

Tundra
5. 7L DOHC 32V i-FORCE V8 with Dual Independent Variable Valve Timing with Intelligence (VVT-i), Horsepower: 381hp @ 5600 rpm; Torque: 401 lb.-ft @ 3600 rpm, Aluminum block with aluminum heads. Acoustically Controlled Induction System (ACIS) -- dual stage intake manifold, Compression ratio: 10.2:1, emissions: ULEV II.          standard             
Drivetrain:                
5-speed electronically controlled transmission with intelligence (ECT-i), sequential shift mode and uphill/downhill shift logic       not available          
6-speed electronically controlled transmission with intelligence (ECT-i), sequential shift mode and uphill/downhill shift logic, TOW/HAUL mode       standard          
4WDemand system with electronically controlled 2-speed transfer case       standard          
Suspension:                
Front independent coil-spring double-wishbone with stabilizer bar and low-pressure nitrogen gas shocks; rear live axle with trapezoidal multi-leaf rear suspension and staggered low-pressure nitrogen gas shocks       standard          
Brakes:                
Power-assisted four-wheel Anti-lock Brake System (ABS) with Electronic Brake-force Distribution (EBD), Brake Assist [1], Vehicle Stability Control (VSC) [2] + Traction Control (TRAC) and Automatic Limited-Slip Differential (Auto LSD); Active Traction Control (A-TRAC) on 4WD       standard          
Front: Ventilated disc       standard          
Front diameter: 13.9 in.       standard          
Rear: Ventilated disc       standard          
Rear diameter: 13.6 in.       standard          
Parking brake: Pedal type       standard          
Steering:                
Rack-and-pinion hydraulic power steering       standard          
Ratio: 18.1 (Double Cab 4x4: 18.0)       standard          
Turns, lock-to-lock: 3.71       standard          
Turning circle (ft.), curb-to-curb

[MachMe]

LOL SAME AS I FOUND im looking for the comparison too tho

[SHOCKER!]

Dodge
 Everything it comes with on slt package.


6-Speed Manual Transmission         
6.7-Liter Cummins(R) Turbo Diesel Engine       
GVW Rating 9,000 Pounds       onlyAvailableInContent
3.42 Axle Ratio       
Options edit    
Monotone Paint       
17" x 7.5" Steel Argent Styled Wheels       
LT245/70R17E BSW All Season Tires       
HD Vinyl 40/20/40 Split Bench Seat       
Speed Control       
AM/FM Stereo with CD Player       
Michelin(R) Brand Tires       
40/20/40 Split Bench Seat       
Rear Folding Seat       
Electronically-Controlled Throttle       
750-Ampere Maintenance-Free Battery       
11.50 Rear Axle       
5.5 Additional Gallons of Diesel Fuel       
BLUETEC Diesel Badge       
Diesel System Emissions Compliance Charge       
Current Generation Engine Controller       
Diesel Exhaust Brake       
Hood Insulation       
Overhead Console w/Trip Computer & E-info Center       
Premium Body Insulation       
Tow Hooks       
Mini Floor Console       
BLUETEC Diesel System Charge

[MachMe]

and dats 09

[SHOCKER!]

Yep.

Hate to tell you but dodge make one bad ass truck. So did chevy before they went to the 5.3L

[MachMe]

dats what i said bout the 09 dodge, as for chevy well thier best trucks were back in 05 be fore these new models, and my homies 5.3L truck is a beast even on 22's hasnt lost to a built gt yet

[SHOCKER!]

dats what i said bout the 09 dodge, as for chevy well thier best trucks were back in 05 be fore these new models, and my homies 5.3L truck is a beast even on 22's hasnt lost to a built gt yet

Is it a regular cab and black?

[MachMe]

its a single cab (reg cab) and its vicorty red with 22's

[SHOCKER!]

its a single cab (reg cab) and its vicorty red with 22's

In G-land or rowlett area?

I've seen him running someone on 30 I don't know if it had rims or not but it was movin.

[MachMe]

if it was rockwall  hwy 30 it was probly me and he was neck and neck with me till 80 from a dead stop

[SHOCKER!]

if it was rockwall  hwy 30 it was probly me and he was neck and neck with me till 80 from a dead stop

Yeah off of dalrock or around there?

[MachMe]

probly us but it was a while back

[4.slow!]

.................dude your the redneck southern fother mucker.........dat mean dat back in slavey times youd be a slave owner........a person who sits around on his ass all day reaping the benifits of another person hard work.......your a democrat.......damn boy pay attention in school! otherwise your gonna end up like raul thinking that he's fast when in reality tohers around lower thier standards so he can feel good bout himself, and if your a republican tell me who the VERY 1ST republican president was???................dont worry ill wait

 lol!!!!!! You guys are crazy