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« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2009, 03:46:08 AM »

Why you guys clowning on Jake?
What i mean is that since he is saving him self for marriage, he needs to get his truck fixed up soon or his wife im sure wont want him spending money on toys.

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« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2009, 03:50:59 AM »

Why you guys clowning on Jake?
What i mean is that since he is saving him self for marriage, he needs to get his truck fixed up soon or his wife im sure wont want him spending money on toys.

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« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2009, 03:58:45 AM »

LMAO THATS DA BIGGEST BUNCH OF BULLSHIT IV EVER HEARD LOL!!!
Why you guys clowning on Jake?
What i mean is that since he is saving him self for marriage, he needs to get his truck fixed up soon or his wife im sure wont want him spending money on toys.

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« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2009, 04:05:56 AM »

is fucking late! and im fucking sick
i had to see a doctor and guess what that nigga said?
to lay off the mexican food because my blood pressure is really high.   lol

i have to go back to morrow for more testing,  i think is cholesterol
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« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2009, 04:07:20 AM »

fuk dat ninja man! mexican food is healthy!! was he a gringo?
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« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2009, 04:10:03 AM »

fuk dat ninja man! mexican food is healthy!! was he a gringo?


naw fucking mexican doctor,  I need to chill on the tortas!
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« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2009, 04:15:14 AM »

oh ok then he kno what he talkin hahaha, stay off the tortas and the churus lmao
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« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2009, 04:20:56 AM »

oh ok then he kno what he talkin hahaha, stay off the tortas and the churus lmao


I know, but is hard cause they have some badass mexican food out here
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« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2009, 10:15:49 AM »

''save me sum'' haha
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... I AM NOBODY...
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« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2009, 10:40:23 AM »

"bring me a plate"
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« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2009, 02:26:07 PM »

Yall are haters.

Just cause I'm not a whore like everyone else that's my age I'm only fucking fourteen.
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« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2009, 11:53:38 PM »

At your age I already had gotten some poontang for the third time in my wonder years! happy smile
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« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2009, 11:54:32 PM »

Yall are haters.

Just cause I'm not a whore like everyone else that's my age I'm only fucking fourteen.


i lost my virginity at 14 and she was 19!
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« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2009, 11:56:43 PM »

Your blow up doll doesn't count fool!
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« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2009, 11:58:13 PM »

i lost my virginity at 14 and she was 19!



haha this nigga i lost mine n 8th grade so i was like 13 goin on 14
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« Reply #65 on: January 10, 2009, 12:00:47 AM »

My first girl gave it up for a door size poster of bon jovi that I won at the carnival! Best business I ever made, I didn't even like that fFAG bon jovi!
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« Reply #66 on: January 10, 2009, 12:03:43 AM »

My first girl gave it up for a door size poster of bon jovi that I won at the carnival! Best business I ever made, I didn't even like that fFAG bon jovi!



haha everybody remembers there first time.
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« Reply #67 on: January 10, 2009, 12:05:13 AM »

Who remembers their first blowjob?
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« Reply #68 on: January 10, 2009, 12:06:12 AM »

mine was the best 3 minutes of my life! freaky white girl!
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« Reply #69 on: January 10, 2009, 12:07:55 AM »

Who remembers their first blowjob?

 

i do it was with three negritas(yellow bones) i gave them a ride home they didnt have gas money so i said "OPEN WIDE"




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« Reply #70 on: January 10, 2009, 12:08:40 AM »

Dumb ass! Did you spit or swallow and did u like it!
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« Reply #71 on: January 10, 2009, 12:10:25 AM »

At your age I already had gotten some poontang for the third time in my wonder years! happy smile

When was the last time?

i lost my virginity at 14 and she was 19!

You got lucky.


haha this nigga i lost mine n 8th grade so i was like 13 goin on 14

Like I said when was the last time?
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« Reply #72 on: January 10, 2009, 12:12:46 AM »

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Dumb ass! Did you spit or swallow and did u like it!


O shit i thought u meant when was tha last time you recieved a blowjob........... nevermind
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« Reply #73 on: January 10, 2009, 12:13:36 AM »

Got me some Wed. nite! (coochie that is)
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« Reply #74 on: January 10, 2009, 12:14:09 AM »

and tha last time was like n june
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« Reply #75 on: January 10, 2009, 12:15:12 AM »

Got me some Wed. nite!

Was it worth the cash?

and tha last time was like n june

Exactly.
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« Reply #76 on: January 10, 2009, 12:15:50 AM »

O yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #77 on: January 10, 2009, 12:16:55 AM »

O yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you gotta pay your girl?
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« Reply #78 on: January 10, 2009, 12:20:14 AM »

You gotta pay to play my friend! Even when u go out on a date youre still paying for it, when you have a girl friend or married it is just a more expensive poontang! I'm about to go give her the best 5 seconds of her life, she bought me KFC today! She has to pay to ride also I ain't free!
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« Reply #79 on: January 10, 2009, 12:21:45 AM »

You gotta pay to play my friend! Even when u go out on a date youre still paying for it, when you have a girl friend or married it is just a more expensive poontang! I'm about to go give her the best 5 seconds of her life, she bought me KFC today! She has to pay to ride also I ain't free!

I have a girlfriend so i know what you mean.
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« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2009, 12:22:05 AM »

You gotta pay to play my friend! Even when u go out on a date youre still paying for it, when you have a girl friend or married it is just a more expensive poontang! I'm about to go give her the best 5 seconds of her life, she bought me KFC today! She has to pay to ride also I ain't free!



lol WELL SAID
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« Reply #81 on: January 10, 2009, 12:22:27 AM »

Ahahaha y'all are stupid and funny.  
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« Reply #82 on: January 10, 2009, 12:28:04 AM »

my girl HAS to pay to ride the "mini mine train" !!!
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« Reply #83 on: January 10, 2009, 12:28:21 AM »

What up LOSER!
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« Reply #84 on: January 10, 2009, 12:28:57 AM »

The one at Six Flags?
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« Reply #85 on: January 10, 2009, 12:34:48 AM »

ITS MR. NASTYTIME
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/gqMIwymOkYE&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/gqMIwymOkYE&rel=0</a>
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« Reply #86 on: January 10, 2009, 12:43:29 AM »

Y'all are crazy lol
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« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2009, 01:03:18 AM »

i was 13 did it wit a 17yr girl fown the street and it was jus the right place and right time, jus broke up with her b/f and well she needed a rbound, which i didnt mind being haha, my last time was 2days ago, and my 1st blowjob was when i had my v6 mustang in high school i was drving this girl home and next thing you kno  Grin and yea girl CAN be exspensive if you dont have to rhight swagga, or the perofrmance  Wink and jakey you got alot to learn my lil youngster. lol too badd theres not a sesame street bout pulling females lmao, jake would be a pro then! lmao
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
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« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2009, 01:05:05 AM »

Yall are haters.

Just cause I'm not a whore like everyone else that's my age I'm only fucking fourteen.


Shit at that age I was already at Parkland getting treated for good ole STD's
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« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2009, 01:07:54 AM »

HAHA
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« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2009, 01:08:32 AM »

Shit at that age I was already at Parkland getting treated for good ole STD's

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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
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« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2009, 01:10:48 AM »

And I get sexed every day! my wife is a freak........
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« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2009, 01:11:52 AM »

And I get sexed every day! my wife is a freak........



  GET CHEW YOU SOME NEWGGA


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« Reply #93 on: January 10, 2009, 01:13:53 AM »


  GET CHEW YOU SOME NEWGGA





Shit im waiting for jacob to fall asleep, but his watching the F&F right now so who knows
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« Reply #94 on: January 10, 2009, 01:15:49 AM »

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« Reply #95 on: January 10, 2009, 01:17:33 AM »

Shit im waiting for jacob to fall asleep, but his watching the F&F right now so who knows


SNEAK SOME NYQUIL N HIS CUP
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« Reply #96 on: January 10, 2009, 01:18:36 AM »

 evil laugh

hey Jake, learn from my mistakes and do the lime check!
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« Reply #97 on: January 10, 2009, 01:21:35 AM »

 
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... I AM NOBODY...
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« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2009, 01:23:29 AM »

SNEAK SOME NYQUIL N HIS CUP


youre mean lol
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« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2009, 01:24:21 AM »

evil laugh

hey Jake, learn from my mistakes and do the lime check!



 


Than u rickky bobby that hoe
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