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« Reply #150 on: January 10, 2009, 02:34:33 AM »
Haha @ jorge
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« Reply #151 on: January 10, 2009, 02:35:56 AM »
thank you thank you im here all weekend, hahaha, and yea thank god i never had that problem......but i did have another kinda problem but it was fucking crazy.........kinda sexy tho....BUT FUCKING CRAZY!!!
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« Reply #152 on: January 10, 2009, 02:36:50 AM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 10, 2009, 02:31:42 AM
DATS FUCKD! devorse please

there was a couple who have been married for 25 yrs, but the husband always wanted to fuck witht he lights off, and one night the wife wanted to kno why so they started messing around and and right when she feels him go inside her she flips the light on, and see him fucking her with a dildo, and she said  WAT THE FUCK!! AND he said  YES IV BEEN FUCKING YOU FOR 25YRS WITH THIS EXACT DIDLO, and she said WHY HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING ME ALL THESE YEARS WITH A DILDO! YOU HAVE ALOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!!!!!, and he said FINE ILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, AS SOON AS YOU EXPLAIN WHERE THOSE TWO KIDS CAME FROM!!!


WTF!
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I know of a guy that it happen to.....
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« Reply #153 on: January 10, 2009, 02:41:19 AM »
haha ya'll ever been squirted on?? thats shit is crazy! i thought she pee'd on me and i was bout to kick her ass but she told me that when she orgasums it comes out, and i kinda hesitated a min and continued and sho nuff again! lmao and she twitched like a fish out the water when it happend too lmao, it was crazy but never the less sexy at the same time hahahaha, well gtg guys, ya'll have a great night
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« Reply #154 on: January 10, 2009, 02:43:14 AM »
HAHA NAW DUDE I HAD A GIRL QUEF ON ME THAT SHIT WAS NOT COOOL
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« Reply #155 on: January 10, 2009, 02:49:22 AM »
Im already in bed, but just to let you guys know.....  That is fucking pee!!!!!!!!
go on an google it   laughing
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« Reply #156 on: January 10, 2009, 10:30:26 AM »
Quote from: Mauricio on January 10, 2009, 02:25:08 AM
Did anyone see Opra today?
This lady has been faking orgys with her husband for 24 years! WTF!

Is that what she was talking about? I was skipping through channels and heard her talking to some lady about sex but then I saw Walker Texas Ranger was on.
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« Reply #157 on: January 10, 2009, 10:33:37 AM »
Quote from: Mauricio on January 10, 2009, 02:49:22 AM
Im already in bed, but just to let you guys know.....  That is fucking pee!!!!!!!!
go on an google it   laughing

LOL!!!!!!!
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« Reply #158 on: January 10, 2009, 10:35:54 AM »
Quote from: cockblocker on January 10, 2009, 10:30:26 AM
Is that what she was talking about? I was skipping through channels and heard her talking to some lady about sex but then I saw Walker Texas Ranger was on.



 
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« Reply #159 on: January 10, 2009, 11:05:54 AM »
you guys are disgusting.  you should keep all of your stories (even the ones you made up just to be cool) and whatnot to yourselves because its tmi. 
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« Reply #160 on: January 10, 2009, 12:06:54 PM »
damn, jorge got peeed on and evelio got queefed on!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #161 on: January 10, 2009, 12:41:13 PM »
haha man CRAZY!!
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« Reply #162 on: January 10, 2009, 01:47:16 PM »
freaks!

haha jake watches walker texas ranger
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« Reply #163 on: January 10, 2009, 02:35:01 PM »
i think he has a thing for cowboys hahaha
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
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THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

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« Reply #164 on: January 10, 2009, 02:41:09 PM »
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Female ejaculation (colloquially known as squirting or gushing[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before an intense orgasm as that to males. The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be the topic of heated debate among medical professionals.[citation needed]


Quote from: Mauricio on January 10, 2009, 02:49:22 AM
Im already in bed, but just to let you guys know.....  That is fucking pee!!!!!!!!
go on an google it   laughing
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

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« Reply #165 on: January 10, 2009, 02:41:53 PM »
see its cum jus like we do! cept more of it lmao!
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

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excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #166 on: January 10, 2009, 03:31:45 PM »
lol
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« Reply #167 on: January 10, 2009, 03:53:57 PM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 10, 2009, 02:41:09 PM
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Female ejaculation (colloquially known as squirting or gushing[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before an intense orgasm as that to males. The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be the topic of heated debate among medical professionals.[citation needed]




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« Reply #168 on: January 10, 2009, 04:47:43 PM »
Well i seen porn where girls pee when they touch them selfs!
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« Reply #169 on: January 10, 2009, 06:54:41 PM »
Quote from: Mauricio on January 10, 2009, 04:47:43 PM
Well i seen porn where girls pee when they touch them selfs!


What the fuck kind of fetish do you have?
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« Reply #170 on: January 10, 2009, 09:59:23 PM »
Quote from: cockblocker on January 10, 2009, 06:54:41 PM
What the fuck kind of fetish do you have?


is well beyond you comprehension levels, so dont worry, but im already working on a name for it...... "The Dirty Mauricio"
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« Reply #171 on: January 10, 2009, 11:56:18 PM »
Quote from: Mauricio on January 10, 2009, 09:59:23 PM
is well beyond you comprehension levels, so dont worry, but im already working on a name for it...... "The Dirty Mauricio"

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« Reply #172 on: January 11, 2009, 12:04:13 PM »
lmao!! hell nah hahahaha, and yea dats real pee, but when thier body goes into compulstions and they twitch and the stomach crunchs they are cumming, the only thing different from girls that squirt lmao!! and girls that dont is that the ones that do have so much of it that it comes out, where as the others go on the inside, jus like some guys that hav a mess load of nut and som dont, jus the same, lmao! damn cant believe im edjucated on the female body lmao!!!!!

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is well beyond you comprehension levels, so dont worry, but im already working on a name for it...... "The Dirty Mauricio"

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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

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« Reply #173 on: January 11, 2009, 12:42:56 PM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 11, 2009, 12:04:13 PM
lmao!! hell nah hahahaha, and yea dats real pee, but when thier body goes into compulstions and they twitch and the stomach crunchs they are cumming, the only thing different from girls that squirt lmao!! and girls that dont is that the ones that do have so much of it that it comes out, where as the others go on the inside, jus like some guys that hav a mess load of nut and som dont, jus the same, lmao! damn cant believe im edjucated on the female body lmao!!!!!




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« Reply #174 on: January 11, 2009, 12:50:29 PM »
shit dont doubt it haha with my past iv learned alot! evil laugh

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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

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excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #175 on: January 11, 2009, 03:13:58 PM »
 newspaper homo switch laughing
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« Reply #176 on: January 11, 2009, 07:18:39 PM »
Quote from: 5.slower! on January 11, 2009, 03:13:58 PM
newspaper homo switch laughing

 
asshole  flip flipping off laughing laughing
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #177 on: January 11, 2009, 07:47:38 PM »
Quote from: MachMe on January 11, 2009, 12:04:13 PM
lmao!! hell nah hahahaha, and yea dats real pee, but when thier body goes into compulstions and they twitch and the stomach crunchs they are cumming, the only thing different from girls that squirt lmao!! and girls that dont is that the ones that do have so much of it that it comes out, where as the others go on the inside, jus like some guys that hav a mess load of nut and som dont, jus the same, lmao! damn cant believe im edjucated on the female body lmao!!!!!




Is not good to know alot of your homeboys will think you're metro sexual or even worst a homo
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« Reply #178 on: January 11, 2009, 08:25:28 PM »
lmao  middle finger flipping off F.B.I. angent means female body inspector and i agreed!
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #179 on: January 11, 2009, 10:07:47 PM »
 
We need to add this as a gay smiley when a thread gets too gay and boring and 
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« Reply #180 on: January 11, 2009, 10:13:12 PM »
LOL
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« Reply #181 on: January 11, 2009, 10:17:41 PM »
http://www.my-two-cents.net/forenpix/thread-is-gay.jpg
jorge vs jake
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« Reply #182 on: January 11, 2009, 10:18:13 PM »
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« Reply #183 on: January 11, 2009, 10:18:44 PM »
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« Reply #184 on: January 11, 2009, 10:19:13 PM »
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« Reply #185 on: January 11, 2009, 10:20:08 PM »
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« Reply #186 on: January 11, 2009, 10:26:12 PM »
LOL THA HOFF
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« Reply #187 on: January 11, 2009, 10:44:12 PM »
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