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« on: December 05, 2008, 09:59:35 PM »

 EPIC FAIL!

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OH........MY.....GOD

http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-im-done-with-this-car.html

My car was idling like crap the other day so I figured since I just got it, it may have been awhile since anyone changed the oil out. I decided to go ahead and change the oil. I used Mobile 1 synthentic oil like I was reccomended on here. Anyways, I drain out the oil and noticed it was extremely dark and even after 10 minutes of draining, it was still coming out. I decided to go ahead and flush it to make sure all the bad stuff got out. I hooked up the hose, ran water through the engine, started it up and was waiting for the water to come out clean (The engine never went above idle so I was told this would be ok). Anyways, About 3 minutes into this, then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned out so I plugged it up, added the oil and figured I was ready to go. WRONG! The car won't freaking start now. This car has been nothing but trouble for me, I think I am done with it.




this one posted on an audi forum



http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267#693578

Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong.....

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2008, 10:08:00 PM »

WOW! THOSE STUPID ASSES NEED TO BE TORTURED!
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 11:20:22 PM »

if you have never poured h20 in your block..... you don't know what you're missing
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 12:09:07 AM »

if i'm correct, the sand thing was actually not true and someone made that up just to get some "LOLs" out of people.

as far as the oil one, i'm sure it's the same case.


but if you ask my opinion, i don't doubt that either are true.
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 02:35:50 PM »

i would certainly hope so
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